The Great "Adjectives"

Yesterday I was surfing on the net when I got to know that Britain is the only country to use an adjective before it's name---> "The great Britain" . And I wondered what id all the countries follow the same idea of using an adjective before their name: 1) The fucking USA 2) The Farting Pakistan 3) Bootylecious Canada 4) Skin-deep China 4) The Roasted Afghanistan 5) The black Hole Germany 6) the Pimpy Japan and best of all 5) The Dynamic India. And that's what I call AWESOME !!!!

Tip 1 to awesomeness : Coffee cliche`

Over the years I saw and felt that being innocent all the time, don't work. I mean you try to be simple near a girl and you first call for a friendship and then wait. And then someone makes an absolute call on her. That's being stupid. That reflects Uncle Ted. Listen to me. On the first time be patient, be nice and sweet and offer her a cup of coffee. you might get two types of reactions and that's obvious. If it's an yes take her but if a no then say-->"Nice choice. Coffee actually destroys beautiful skin and I am happy you take care of yourself". Yeah !!! that's my kinda thing. She will not say a no now. Now when you are in a cafe` ask her about her likes she will say some and when she asks you the same, say something nice first and then suddenly say that you don't want to lie to her because she is simply sweet and kinda caring and say that you are not of her type. You love reading Kamasutra. Observe her reaction. Bet she won't mind now . This is just a simple tip for the new comers in My guide to Awesomeness.. Stay tuned !!!